moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Moist

The worst fucking word on the planet

Bob: it's rather moist out today
Tom: RAHHHHHHH *beats bob to death*

by bigmanjerry January 9, 2025

Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

Moist Stick

When you take a shit and then blow a load on it

Check out this Moist Stick I made

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Moist

;)

Moist

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023