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Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.
Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
by Lyfial April 12, 2009
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meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.
"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
by Astr01 March 12, 2010
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Dunkadelic Stat-Meter

Is a basketball term for the number of Dunks recorded by a player in a game and or season. Is not an official statistic by most leagues but is recorded by individual teams for players.
Amare Stoudemire is number 1 in the NBA on the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter averaging 3.1 dunks per game. Shaquille O'Neal is leading the NBA in the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter catagory with over 200 dunks for the season.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 27, 2005
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meteorsexual

A stylish, urbane gentleman who prefers the company of meteors.
Man, that dude is styling. Check out his OH MY GOD HE'S HAVING SEX WITH A METEOR
by athodyd January 18, 2005
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Meteorite

A rock from space, the purchase and collection of which becomes more additive than crack. collectors start with one then just need that one more....
Meteorites rock! , is this a meteorite or a meteorwrong?
by mackyd August 20, 2009
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metro

A term ruined by bogans who think wearing a pink shirt makes them metrosexual. You can spot an imposter because their white leather shoes have been scuffed and dirty since about 5 mins after they bought them.
bogan1: Do ya like my new pink polo shirt? It works a treat with the ladies.
bogan2: Isn't that the one you wore all week?
bogan1: I'll just spray some deoderant on it. How metro is that?
bogan2: What time are the chicks coming round?
bogan1: Hour or so.
bogan2: Well I'm done getting ready, lets go kick the footy till they rock up.
bogan1: sweet
by DoctorOfPuppets September 7, 2008
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metro sexual

Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!
by Buzzin Bitch April 5, 2005
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