Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Maria Ramirez

Maria Ramirez is a smart, pretty, and fun to be around type person! She enjoys long romantic walks on the beach, and spending time with her kids and husband! You can talk to her about anything...She will listen!

Maria Ramirez should be famous!!

by Persons Unknown October 17, 2008

Maria Grazia

hi sweetie, you look beautiful even if you don't notice it and you need someone to remember you. You are a great person and you deserve all the love in this world. you always try to be tough and hide your emotions for fear of being hurt, so you trust very few people. you are fantastic. remember I love you, -s

Maria Grazia è scema però la amo!

by idkwtw November 21, 2021

Dirty Maria

A big booty bitch that eats all her friend's ass and kisses herself in the mirror.

Girl: Who is eating my ass?
Girl 2: Probably dirty maria.

by nyamnun January 18, 2023

Laura Maria

Where to start....? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart, they always know a good advice or an answer. They are always there for you when you need them. They can be very hot if they want and are also very pretty. I hope that everyone gets to know a Laura-Maria in his Life. Thank you for existing!

Me:Ugh,I don't understand this! Laura Maria can you help me?

Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!

Laura-Maria: No problem!

by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021

the ave maria

French Toast made with baileys, kalua, egg nog, eggs, spices,and french or sour dough bread. This is a traditional meal made on Christmas Morning only, MORE then one serving per year can kill a man!

That French Toast was so intense I had to pray the ave maria to avoid a heart attack

by mrplant December 27, 2011

Maria-Yamouna

Maria-Yamouna is the type of person who’s a bit freaky on the inside. She has a little obsession with sharting and pissing, and appreciates it when people call her stinky. She believes in normalizing walking around naked and loves sleeping naked. Be careful though cause she can turn a bit psycho at times and will scare you. Nevertheless she is so beautiful and hot, and is one of the most stylish and trendy people you’ll ever meet. She’s a giver and will always make you feel loved. Sometimes she doesn’t know when to shut up and can be very very loud. Lastly, she’s def a big wine lover.

Maria-Yamouna just sharted!
OMG Maria-Yamouna is so gorgeous.

by Maria-Yamouna November 22, 2021