Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Maria Ramirez

Maria Ramirez is a smart, pretty, and fun to be around type person! She enjoys long romantic walks on the beach, and spending time with her kids and husband! You can talk to her about anything...She will listen!

Maria Ramirez should be famous!!

by Persons Unknown October 17, 2008

Maria-Yamouna

Maria-Yamouna is the type of person who’s a bit freaky on the inside. She has a little obsession with sharting and pissing, and appreciates it when people call her stinky. She believes in normalizing walking around naked and loves sleeping naked. Be careful though cause she can turn a bit psycho at times and will scare you. Nevertheless she is so beautiful and hot, and is one of the most stylish and trendy people you’ll ever meet. She’s a giver and will always make you feel loved. Sometimes she doesn’t know when to shut up and can be very very loud. Lastly, she’s def a big wine lover.

Maria-Yamouna just sharted!
OMG Maria-Yamouna is so gorgeous.

by Maria-Yamouna November 22, 2021

Maria Amelia

She is caring, and really pretty. She takes care of others more then herself. Although she can sometimes ignore you you are always in her heart. She is really loyal and has a really interesting romantic life. Your really lucky if you have a Maria Amelia in your life because she is one to keep.

Maria Amelia takes care of you

by Chimichangas helicopter November 23, 2021

Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014

Maria Veronica

She’s one of a kind. She has more kindness in one hand than most people in their hole body. Strong, emphatic, artistic, creative and a true to herself. She’s here to change the life and vision of anyone and most people around her have their whole attention on her. You could be at war with anything but if she’s by your side you’ll feel peace no matter what because that’s what she is. The kind of person you wait for. She’s not a people’s pleaser, much more than that she just has a very human heart and doesn’t spend time trying to hide her feelings for others.

If you have one Maria Veronica in your life,

You should just feel very LUCKY.

Coquitoloco

Maria Veronica es un rayito de sol

by Terevidentes November 23, 2021

Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.

The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .

by Soldier309 July 5, 2016