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i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022

Keyboard magic

Being fake online.

I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022

Keyboard Gremlin

A person who likes to attack or bully someone for their likes and interests online. A Keyboard Gremlin would write hate comments on someone's interests/Hobbies and make a large group upset.

All of these Keyboard Gremlins keep hate commenting on my posts

by MoXoxo December 29, 2021

Keyboard Raver

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!

Keyboard raver - new up and coming thing

by raver1 March 02, 2012

How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.

Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?

by PLamble April 07, 2023

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 04, 2019

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 16, 2023