Jonathan

a guy that bangs your daughter

haha jonathan you are banging my daughter!

by bangingyourdaughter May 30, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.

Hey I met this guy at park playing some sports, he was a great guy I think his name was Jonathan

by SpongeBobpacman October 18, 2021

Jonathan Chong

He is a manky grandma who has bicycle hair. He loves to stroke people's thighs and loves to play games with Rick. This woman is also quite the lady's person and will always attack any fellow woman he sees. She/them He/them is also quite a talented skater because he likes to create cheeky moans when he lands a trick.

I didn't know that you were such a Jonathan Chong!

by Father Burger King November 14, 2021

Jonathan Timothy Karl

A person who is chill.He is always helpful in bad ways. Doesn't get mad at all,the brother Of Saksham, nice guy,doesn't talk a lot.

Being a Jonathan Timothy Karl is the best thing ever.

by kallos November 23, 2021

Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.

Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.

“ Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend”

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine”

“ no he’s mine!”

by Glynop August 30, 2023

Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019