Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 02, 2018
by Anthony03 April 08, 2022
A man, typically small and with a lack of masculinity, that enjoys being used for sexual pleasure by other men. Similar to the phrase "Rent boy"
by Dr. Jucc Frankfurt May 18, 2022
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
by phantom hawk train February 23, 2019
Yahooo trixy party party, I like you yes. You're so gorgeous and smart. wag kang kekelegen ah? yieeeee twerk us, miss u, wabwab<muahhhh
by bahuzvagwywjakaaj October 21, 2021