Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016

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Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

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switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017

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William Jenkins is a tall sexy boy that you will never forget about . He is perfect to you . He will always be yours even when he has another girl . He’s the best at kissing his lips taste like candy . He knows how to treat you he loves you just like you love him .

Defined : William Jenkins Is a player

by Yourdreammaker October 22, 2017

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Julie Jenkins

Single, alone, find a boyfriend for this girl please. She wants you to buy her food. Yes. Food. Just kidding she had a boyfriend and his name is Mac n Cheese. PEACE OUT

Wow Julie Jenkins really needs to get a boyfriend

by Can't touch this124 cuz 3 suck January 4, 2018

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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

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