Jason Trout

Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)

I seen him, and all I could say was "damn! He's a Jason Trout!"

by Kayla Gacht December 8, 2010

Jason Moore

A beverage which consists of 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 Sprite.

The taste is described as similar to a "half-carbonated lemonade."

*Snaps fingers*

Pardon me, Waiter, but could you please bring me a Jason Moore. Thanks.

by JasonMooreNo1Fan September 21, 2016

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

jason alexander

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

by FreePablo January 6, 2004

jahonking

SUPER huge, ginormous

did you see that girl's rack? holy jahonking boobs, batman!

by Julie Renn December 11, 2009

jasoncarpothesis

To be reverse cross-eyed.

A main character in Ed Edd n Eddy named "Ed" usually has jasoncarpothesis.

by Wezinator35 June 17, 2016

jason roy

adj. for when you suck at life

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.

by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016