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Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.
Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him
by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019
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Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”
by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022
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Jared

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID
by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020
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Jared

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
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send in jared

When you send in the most awesome person to cause a bunch of mayhem and destroy everything
Hey Ryan, SEND IN JARED
by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023
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Jared Reeves

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked
by Fuckjaredreeves June 11, 2018
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