Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)
by musa is gay December 1, 2023

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him
by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID
by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022

by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked
by Fuckjaredreeves June 11, 2018
