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Dick Jacket

by Yankeedoodle88 April 19, 2018
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Jizz Jacket

A Jizz Jacket is a slang word for a male prophylactic, also known as a condom.
Tabetha, go to the store and grab some Jizz Jackets so we can fuck!
by Ceerip 707 April 15, 2025
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Mariachi Jacket

Formal attire popularized Joe Kelly following his well-documented trip to the white house. Although traditionally coming from Mariachi bands, it is only worn in the most formal situations.
"I need to break out my Mariachi Jacket for the white house"
by Pukebucket0504 July 6, 2021
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fuzzy jackets

a band based out of NYC known for wearing extravagant fur coats. their ethos is "there is another way of life," encouraging listeners to do whatever the fuck they want, because life is too short to be a bitch and have regrets. It is also a reference to "fuzzy jacket" (see entry)- because it feels like a hug. Their debut album is called H.U.G.S. and will be out mid 2025.
Yo man this party is lame, we should totally fuzzy jackets it!
by wormhole11201 April 13, 2025
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jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.
by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018
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big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people
by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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