full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
by Tenacious Faulker March 02, 2012
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An old mmo, one of the originals.
-Sprite based graphics
-Strong player-run community (economy, subpaths, events, etc)
-Nexon was great while they owned it
-Kru doesn't do squat cept ruin the game

a game where ckid>you>nexon>kru>BIA>NA>beagle
Oh shit! That darned ckid just got a crazy stataddict record in only ox/snake/bandit and somehow beat guys who do water3! I must say I got mad pwnt whilst playing nexus the kingdom of the winds.
by SXmeister October 27, 2006
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Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market
Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad
by Fungus Black June 30, 2016
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Wind Scar

the coolest person in the world and if u dont agree i dont give a fu...nevermind it just means the coolest person in the world ^^ or inuyashas main attack --_--;;
by someone >> April 14, 2005
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wind your neck in

A colorful way to tell someone to mind their own bloody business.
To quote Lily Allen's song:

"Didn't ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in

Why'd you think you're better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There's nothing to see here
Why'd you have to be here
Can't you turn around and get back into your box"
by foxxytrotting November 19, 2015
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Kentucky wind tunnel

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.
You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.
by Jack-Meholf July 28, 2010
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wind, rain and lava

The act of farting (wind), pissing (rain), and shitting(lava) on another person.
Mr. Gentile likes to order the wind, rain and lava special from the hookers on forest avenue.
by Nasotang November 13, 2007
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