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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
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iPhone 9

"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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iPhone 16e

the fact that the iPhone 16e is a better buy than the iPhone air shows how much Tim overcooked the iPhone air
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung September 25, 2025
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Iphone 16 pro max

I picked up the iPhone 16 pro max and it's better than any lagdroid.
by Cruiseman20 November 28, 2024
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iPhone effect

The phenomenon where iPhone users are perceived as more attractive than Android users or those without any smartphone, often tied to social status and branding.
At the party, I couldn’t help but notice the iPhone effect; everyone flocked to the girl with the latest iPhone, while the Android users stood awkwardly in the corner.
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
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iphone air

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025
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