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Humperdink

(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.
“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”
by Nihilator February 7, 2019
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buttock humper

Term of abuse for a gay man.
I don't go to that pub anymore - it's getting full of buttock humpers!
by Sandy M. December 15, 2005
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Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015
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Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood
(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump
by The world is grim June 2, 2017
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humpdy dump

The act of a male or female taking a dump on their partners chest, then they go to an elevated place and fall backwards into the shit thus making it splatter all over the place.
Billy shit on debras chest, then he climbed onto his couch and gave her the humpdy dump
by Codach January 1, 2012
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bible humper

A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.
Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.
by Peach March 14, 2004
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Victory Hump

In a fps, after getting a kill, the player stands on top of the dead body and proceeds to crouch up and down repeatedly, therefore it looks like he is "humping" his opponent. For me, this is best done on Halo 2 (Xbox live) because the person you kill can see that you are "humping" him.
After killing player 2, he did his Victory Hump.
by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006
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