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Griffin

Griffin is a seemingly shy lad but he has quite a spectacular personality. He’s a great guy who owns too many hoodies. He secretly owns a fleet of helicopters and armed tigers with big guns. He collects explicit and sexual Minion memes but we still love him. Griffin is willing to be beat up sometimes but he’s pretty cool. 100% would recommend. 5 stars.
Guy 1: Griffin?

Guy 2: indeed.
by Spicyspicetea May 9, 2020
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griffin

A Griffin is a silly, but tender soul. He is shy at all times unless provoked. You can get a griffin to talk by poking in his bleach blonde beach locks. Griffin is not for the faint of heart. He is the type of guy who would treat a woman right except for below the waist. He has green eyes, and loves cars. And above all love Megan Trainer. He is a fan of the slim straight jeans, hugging his fabulous curves making all the girls stop dead in there track.
Oh I took griffin home last night, I think i need to give him an anatomy lesson
by Bigfeetyouknowwhatthatmeans February 20, 2021
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Griffin

Griffin a tall skinny ugly blonde douchebag who is stuck in the 80s. a snitch mosttimes. cool when you first meet him but than turns around and betrays you
Wow me and my friends used to be friends with that boy until he told the principal we did some stuff. he must be a griffin!
by CaitlinWhite16 November 25, 2016
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Laughing Griffin

Owner of Laughing Griffin pegs you
by StarKingKirito October 10, 2025
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Griffin

He can be smart but he tends not to want to, he can make you laugh just being near him. He is very sarcastic and can sometimes be pretty immature. He isn't the most athletic but he tries to be, he is very loyal and kind-hearted (he loves helping people)
"You see griffin over there?"
"Yeah, he's hilarious!"
by biggriffinlol June 14, 2022
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Griffin

he is the sex
griffin is super hot. yes. - albert einsteim
by doodoocacaman September 15, 2022
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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