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Griffin

Griffin is a great person. loving, caring, helpful, and more. Known for having one of the biggest shlongs in the country. But besides that, they are an all-around great person.
Wow, his name is Griffin! he must have a massive shlong...
by NAME_MAN123 October 16, 2020
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Griffin thorn

The ugliest dude you’ll ever see in your life, when people see griffin they’re like, “oh shit it’s that fuckboy griffin!”
“Dude I wanna hu with this girl
“Stop being such a griffin thorn”
by Wizard man lol69 July 13, 2018
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Griffin

A Griffin is a mythical beast, it is half lion and half eagle, since it is not real we don’t know how it should look like if it was real, what I think it would look like it would have a head of an eagle, body of a lion and huge wings the color of the body (head is white. And body brown, also tail looks like a fan-)
John: Hey! What’s your favorite mythical creature?
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
by LilyCat!<3 August 28, 2022
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Griffin

griffin is a funny guy who likes red and needs a new phone and has a girlfriend and is smart and like plays flute and uhhh yeah
hello my name is griffin”
by hotgirlfriendofcole March 29, 2023
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Griffin

When a bisexual* enby seeks a relationship with a couple** to satisfy their fantasies.

Seen as a negative in the polyamory community which advocates equal relationships, and as a positive in swinger communities which advocate exploration of sexual fantasies.

* It's not just a bisexual enby - can be a non-binary person of any sexual orientation (even heterosexual)
** It's not just couples - can be any arrangement of partners (e.g. three, or four people) in a pre-existing relationship
I love pleasing others. I'm a griffin, and I don't care if griffin hunters message me.
- or -
I'm so tired of being treated like a griffin. Like I really just want to satisfy your desires!
by x.. July 14, 2020
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is from a show called family guy.
Hey look it's Peter Griffin! (Pet-r grif-in) "Peter Griffin"
by Urbanthememe9134 September 22, 2022
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