get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

get shrekt

when shrek enters your bedroom and anally penetrates you.

John: what did you do last night?
Mike: my mum told me to get shrekt, so i did :

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe May 28, 2015

get baked

Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.

"Hey dude, want to get baked tonight?"

by Edouard September 4, 2008

getting top

When you're getting you're dick sucked by a thot

CJ: Ayy wya bruh
ME: getting top bruh you know

by Culo-cagado May 29, 2016

Get the gat

If your really pissed off, you can ask your friend to get your gun or 'gat' to resolve the situation - taken from a dj clue mixtape sample.

PETE: " hey bob they've ran out of doritos"
BOB: "get the gat"

by Lakhbir January 13, 2008

get small

Getting high.

Often used by members of the earlier years of Gen X or those who have recently discovered/are way too into the comedy career of Steve Martin who did a bit about "getting small," using it as a bizarre kind of antonym-based euphemism for smoking marijuana ("getting HIGH" vs "getting SMALL") and juxtaposed it with images of tiny people imbibing maijuana and speaking squeakily.

"Hey, dude, let's smoke until we get small so we can swim in the bong water!"

by FerventlyChilled October 6, 2017

get a pair

An insult designed to get someone to show some courage. It is given in a direct and coarse manner, that men, but women and men too, can relate to. Also used when describing someone else.

"You need to get a pair and show that you're in charge."

Or, "you need to grow a pair."

Or, "he needs to get a pair and make a decision."

by Wayfarers January 1, 2008