Children

Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor

Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.

by Little-mouse42401 April 11, 2016

Children

The snack that smiles back

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO

by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021

Children

A yummy food to swallow.

Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.

by gaymonke47 August 08, 2023

Children

tiny human being,great for football practice
well...
if you can handle their deafening war cries

children anywhere: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Sorry_Not_Sorry_Bish January 17, 2021

Children

Annoying little brats that are 12 and under

Person 1:Hey why did you hit the children?
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan

by CC_242 May 31, 2021

Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…

by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 06, 2022

children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 08, 2017