Summer Children

A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.

Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.

by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020

I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017

Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.

-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022