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Cereal

🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.

Plus you may end up eating cereal.

🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.

Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.

9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.
Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”
by izy_val.c.m-420 February 8, 2023
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cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
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seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.
I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!
by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021
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Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.
"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"
by EV4014 March 2, 2024
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Cereal Grass

A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.
Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot
by stfu karen May 10, 2019
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who shit in your cereal

also known as "who pooped in your cereal," the word means you have a quick mood change or act angry for little to no reason. the word see's the most use in the roblox community.
A: "hey"

B: "shut the fuck up with yo ugly ass"

A: "dang who shit in your cereal?"
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soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.
- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
by teddybrown September 29, 2017
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