Flaming Freddie

The act of setting a girl's vagina on fire, then having sex with it.

Guy 1 "So what did you do with Jess last night?"

Guy 2 "I gave her a Flaming Freddie"

by Kwamo September 22, 2010

flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"

Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!

by Dibin October 18, 2010

Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010

Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.

Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.

by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011

Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.

No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot

by Sknib November 18, 2011

flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.

She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011

Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011