Felix

The cutest person, and best friend, is always a god at league of legends and will be known as the greatest of all times

OMG its felix

by hi im bobby February 11, 2021

Felix

Nigga has a fat ass cock, fucking sexiest nigga alive no cap no kizzy on God. Alpha male and gets lots of bitches

Gosh I want to be like felix he is so cool

by Realest nigga July 28, 2022

A Felix

A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.

"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."

"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."

by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024

Felix Sandwich

Trying to cry discretely between two groups of hikers.
Often occurs to people who have depression and try to treat it by going on walks and hikes in woods and mountains.

"How was your trip to the mountains?"
"It was quite good, until my depression kicked in and I got trapped in a Felix Sandwich."

by Kabanana October 5, 2019

A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.

These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?

by ageagainsthemachine April 9, 2021

felix..kranken_

The coolest most funniest content creator ever!

Have you heard of "felix..kranken_"? No?!?!?! Die<3

by Me!??!$,$&#&&$ July 25, 2021

Felix

Felix is an amazing guy. Every felix has some kind of brain problem and if they were an animal it’d be a monkey. Even though sometimes irritating he’s the most magnificent and funniest person you’ll meet.

He isn’t really into physical touch , smokes salad and is chill af. But don’t get in an argument with him; it’ll never end.

Treasure the felix around you.

He’s a monkey man

Felix: DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS WALL?
Stranger: no, who are you?
Felix: have a nice day

by gwennni November 20, 2021