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farmer's shotgun

When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.
Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.
by giantslor July 29, 2016
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Fat Farmer

Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.

Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.

The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013
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Farmer's Speedball

A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.
The next best thing to mixing smack and coke is a Farmer's Speedball.
by aaron mil August 16, 2007
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dick farmer

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."
by Nightburn March 24, 2008
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urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia
Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?
by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
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Farmer stinky

Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.
Farmer stinky is the best way to end a long day on the field
by OG shea November 3, 2014
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unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
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