A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.
by Tmac44 November 4, 2009
Get the Farmer Bradmug. Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013
Get the Fat Farmermug. A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.
by aaron mil August 16, 2007
Get the Farmer's Speedballmug. Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
by Nightburn March 24, 2008
Get the dick farmermug. by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
Get the urban farmermug. A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 25, 2014
Get the Pickle Farmermug. A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
Get the unicorn farmermug.