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Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
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hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .
Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.
by purple skull July 6, 2010
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Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.
Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011
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Face Waterfall

The act of dragging your fingers vertically down another person's face as seen in the movie Face/Off
by must turd May 3, 2015
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fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").
I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!
by maitxa June 12, 2005
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Jun Fan Gung Fu

Literally, "Bruce Lee's Kung Fu." Bruce Lee's name in Chinese was Lee Jun-fan. Jun Fan Gung Fu was a modified style of Wing Chun. This style established Bruce Lee's ground work, and from it evolved Jeet Kune Do ("The Art of the Intercepting Fist").
Jun Fan Gung Fu served as a precursor to Jeet Kune Do.
by Jeet 4 Life February 15, 2015
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