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Elephant Hunt

The act picking up a fat chick(s) at a bar, bringing her to a place like IHOP, Carrow's or Denny's for some post-drinking food, running up a huge tab, then ditching the fatty with the bill.

This is similar to hogging, but with the added bonus of having some free food, courtesy of the fat chick.
We bagged us a couple of 250 pound fat chicks on the elephant hunt this past weekend.
by Peter Paul Gualtieri April 1, 2009
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Elephant Hunter

A guy who goes to a bar solely to pick up heavy women. Often times said elephant hunter will claim it is his duty as wingman to take the heavy girl.

Elephant hunters are generally lonely and insecure.

If identified, elephant hunters will become defensive until his ego will not allow anymore embarassment. Elephant hunter will come to terms with his desire for the chubby cuttie, and will openly accept he was caught red handed.

Note: The elephant hunter is almost always the thin guy in the group.
Scott: Are you an Elephant Hunter?

Andrew: Naw, man.

Scott: You always end up with the fat girls.

Andrew: Okay, but dont tell the guys.

(Tell the guys. )
by Weaselhead000Kay January 8, 2010
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Mad Elephant

The result of spewing ejaculate over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant's trunk. May also be referred to as an Angry Elephant. Orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the Blind Mad Elephant.
I had her like a Blind Mad Elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.
by Daghda April 10, 2010
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Dusty Elephant

The art of taking the "fromunda cheese" from under your ballsack. Placing said cheese on the tip of your proud soldier. And getting the lovely lady of your choice in the audience to give you a good blow-me-down.
"So I gave that chick from last night a dusty elephant...

...there was puke EVERYWHERE..."
by Bobby Hill... YOU know... October 5, 2010
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One-Eyed Elephant

When a man gets on all fours and spreads his asscheeks apart revealing his asshole. With the buttcheeks representing the large ears, the asshole as the one eye, and the hanging cock as the trunk, the lucky viewer gets an image of an elephant with one eye.
Nick: Hey wanna see a one-eyed elephant?
Slut: Sure Daddy.
Nick: There it is. Now tongue that ass like you do so well.
by BelASSis February 17, 2013
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elephantitis

it can affect any part of the body other than the genitals. it can infect arms, legs, and fingers as well as any other part of the body.
by ivanna_tinkle_69 October 1, 2003
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Elephant Wank

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!
My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.
by WilkoGreeno February 6, 2009
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