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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
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undies dressed

Wearing only my undies.
I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!
by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020
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dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.
"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."
by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020
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ranch salad dressing

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"
by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013
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put a dress on him

To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.
The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?
by herpin_man May 25, 2012
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White Dress Snow Ball

A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.
Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!
by SCR69 December 23, 2023
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Bella Dress

A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.
Don’t get that dress. It’s a Bella dress.
by Total Simp April 8, 2023
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