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does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
Doesn't for texters.
It doesent matter bro.
doesent by PsychicPenquin June 18, 2017

does it feel good 

mom: does it feel good

me: ohhh yeah
does it feel good by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017

doesn't like you 

doesn't like you by CORSPE November 10, 2021
Doechii is the music industry.
A : Whose Doechii ?

B : The music industry. A fuckin' hell of an artist.
doechii by ESNUR April 22, 2023

dirty doer 

Someone who does your ass dirty and doesn't even care that they did it
A: Hey what happened to you and Jennifer?
B: She dumped me for some other guy
A: Oh, so she's a dirty doer
dirty doer by Glorggle February 16, 2018