Captain Cupcake

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.

1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.

by CowboyAg February 4, 2007

chocolate cupcake

When a man takes a shit in a girls mouth and lets the girl suck his dick with shit in her mouth

He was having fun but he wanted more kinky shit....a chocolate cupcake

by seth dutton November 8, 2003

cupcake game

a game in which many men masturbate and jizz onto a cupcake, and the last person to jizz on it has to eat the cupcake

When my boyriend played the cupcake game, he had to eat the jizz covered cupcake with pink frosting.

by Dillon Thomas June 12, 2008

cupcake fuck

when u want to fuck some one/thing really badly and you get so desprate u get a cupcake and have sex with it.

"hey alex did you get laid last night?"

ALEX:"nah not really i just had a good cupcake fuck"

by uwillbedestroyed November 25, 2007

salty cupcakes

Lines of cocaine on shit, meant to be snorted off of the shit. Only for really badass fools.

Oh my god dude last night i had three salty cupcakes and i will be never be the same again.

by Kupcake Luvvr May 27, 2009

beef cupcake

a woman with a very loose pus.

man id like to eat that beef cupcake

by Kenny Sellers July 5, 2008

Cupcake zaza

This is when a girl finds another girl really attractive.
*hence- The love in the room.

lovecupcake zazaemogirlsmileimvuchat

by Cupcake GI Jane September 29, 2011