cullection

A menagerie of objects dat most folks would label as low-value crap, but with da hoarder believes he'll find useful someday.

I recently re-evaluated my cullection, and got rid of a lot of stuff dat I hadn't touched for twenty-plus years, and wasn't likely to need in da next six months. I just hope dat "Murphy's Law Of Junk" doesn't turn around and bite me, though --- you know da old "wry-humor" saying: "'Junk' is what ya hold onto for twenty-five years and then throw out three days before you need it!"

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

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Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.

Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah

by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023

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Culley

a way of measuring weight which is equal to 90kg (198lb)

I can deadlift over 1.5 culleys

by ima bananal November 2, 2023

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Callen

Callen is a beautiful person. They care for their family. They are loyal even to the point where they get their self hurt. They are a perfect gf/bf in every way. They always will defend their friends and help anyone if possible. Callen’s are athletic but they don’t do many sports. They can get annoyed by things easily and can lose their temper. Callen’s are short. They love dancing, hanging out with friends, cooking, baking, drawing, making oc’s, and not getting their homework done. Callen’s get along with everyone.

Cas- “Hey, Callen did you do your homework?”

Callen- “Nope, I stayed up and drew. Want to see?”

Cas- “…fine”

by Lesposcalcas November 12, 2023

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