Stoney Creek Highschool

Stoney Creek Highschool, is a school know for its crackhead students. Hence the name, 'Stoner Crack High school'. Its in a nice part of Rochester Michigan, where the traffic is insane, but at least you get a 'good education'. This is a place where teachers, *fake cough* Mr.Duffy *fake cough*, will have sex with a student and be gone for the whole year leaving your students to fend for theirselves. A place where the furries from hart middle school come and bark and piss all over the school, because they want to 'find their mate', and 'mark their territory'. A place where the students believe it's okay get school cancelled and send a bomb threat, just for the fun of it😋

Stoney creek highschool, is gonna be next! -xoxo Gossip Girl

by Urmom.thebomb.com September 16, 2022

scott’s creek

scotts creek is the worst elm school in wnc. want your daughter to get hit on by a teacher? here’s the place!!! want your son to make bomb threats? you’re at the right place!!!

mom: do you want to go to scott’s creek?
daughter: do you want me to get hate crimed?

by mustybongwater May 13, 2022

Pine Creek High School

Pine Creek High School is the place where you learn that the only reason people live in Colorado is to smoke and fuck with bitches who are at best a 6.5/10. Don't try to leave the lunch room or else that short dean lady will beat the shit out of you, she thinks she is some sort of god, when in reality she cant even reach the top bookshelf cause of how short she is. Oh and by the way, who even goes to the library? that's some wack stuff right there, like you think i'm gonna read about some shit that happened 2000 years ago. How true even is half of that stuff? How can all of the religious books all be in the non fiction section at the same time? Islam alone says that "there is no god but allah." Cornell notes are a staple for the majority of students here, if decide to go through World History then good luck, you'll have a G for a teacher but expect Cornell notes to be your life for the next year now. I hope your children are doing well.

Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.

oh shit you go to pine creek high school? I heard that Aiden Riley Wilson went there.

by AidenRileyWilson May 16, 2022

Creek Stomper

Someone who plays around in creeks and gets no bitches. Generally are creepy and weird as well.

"Look at that weird motherfucker over there"
"Yea, he's a creek stomper if I've ever seen one"

by Bomb Boy 5893 February 3, 2022

Sutter Creek

The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much.

Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.

(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)

There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.

It mainly consists of:

- An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
- Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats

And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)

Teenage girl: Did you hear about Sutter Creek? I heard it's the Hick capital of the world!
Travis: hurr durr you got double d's

by Exxen Oxen February 7, 2022

Creeking

Just some browns mills fucks having a good time.

Yo, you creeking this weekend?

by Creeksquad January 18, 2021

Creek Crew

(Noun) An elite group of males who form a group consisting of creepy individuals. Members are often persecuted by peoples who are not part of the Creek Crew. Common punishments for being in the Creek Crew are, but not limited to: Butt Funnel, Quadruple Butt Funnel, and Elephant Walk.

Members perform rituals similar to that of Freemasons whereas members greet each other using secret handshakes and phrases.

Initiation to the Creek Crew can only be done through a current member/s.
There are a select few of us who think they're better than the rest of us. Would all members of this "Creep Crew" come forward. (Punishment to ensue)

Though is not worthy of the creek crew.

by Uijesus February 21, 2021