COVFEFE

Trump's cuss that isn't swearing (Trump doesn't want to get shouted at).
Means "I resign."

Despite the constant negative press covfefe...

by R0B0T July 7, 2017

Covfefe

An onomatopoeia of a sound made when having a stroke during composition of a social media insult.

"Eeek, glup, covfefe!"

by SnokesMcGloats June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Verb, to grab a woman in the groin region.

I can covfefe her. When you're famous, you can do that.

by UltimateLanguage June 16, 2018

Covfefe

When you can't complete your sentence or any of your tasks as president

" Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by PriscillaTuttenstein June 3, 2017

Covfefe

It's when you get drunk and want to do stuff

My friend Donald wanted to stop the press from covfefe

by BoreGore June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Used in context, the negative press covfefe means the negative press coverage or conference. It is used to distract the audience from real news (like impending investigations or possible impeachments).

This bikini has little covfefe (coverage).
I went to parent-teacher covfefe (conference).

by Crowley Belle June 2, 2017

Covfefe

The definition of 'Covfefe' is in actually a very secret acronym which was first coined by President Donald J. Trump in his first year of presidency (circa 2017). It's literal translation is: "Comb-Over Victory For Everyone, For Everyone". The creation and usage of this acronym are explained as follows: Comb-Over - refers to Donald Trump's hairstyle which identifies him without using his actual name, Victory - self explanatory, and For Everyone - is repeated twice for extreme emphasis as President Trump often does when he is trying to get his point across with greater affect. This term has been greatly misinterpreted and mistranslated, but this is the definitive and 100% accurate translation.

I have implemented my new tax plan, much to the chagrin of misinformed and idiots Democrats everywhere... Covfefe

by Df7442 April 23, 2018