My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence
by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!
by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
by psofrn November 8, 2012

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
by Eliooo August 12, 2021

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)
Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.
Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
by Leoheart December 12, 2010
