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Cougar Monkey

what are those blue cat/zebra things?

a cougar monkey.....
by riley! June 28, 2010
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sloppy cougar

To enter the vagina, often not caring whether you get the vagine or the hiney hole. (to enter sloppy)
Aj hit her with that sloppy cougar.
by Aj Bocox April 30, 2008
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Pre-Cougar

The brief period of time in a woman's life between young adulthood, and cougarhood.
Wow, look at her, she's a cougar. Well, not actually, she's more of a pre-cougar.
by T. Linnemann April 8, 2009
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opposite of cougar.

The equal yet opposite equivalent of an older woman who's attracted to younger men; A younger woman who's interested in older men.
I stopped worrying if my 20 year old girlfriend might possibly leave me (her 30 year old boyfriend) for a younger model the moment she confessed to being the opposite of cougar.
by Romes Gray May 31, 2014
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Nasty Cougar

When u lick someones balls and the bite there saft
by Sexylion123 January 21, 2011
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Cougar Booter

The female version of a cock block. A female that denies or prevents in any way, another female from obtaining sexual activity.
Bdm: did you see how Mary just came up and kept Pamela from kissing me?
Cpv: Yea... that bitch is a total Cougar Booter.

Bdm: damn cougar booters...
by 425Livin May 31, 2010
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zoo cougar

a formerly attractive wife who now lives off her ex husband. much like the caged big cats at the zoo who merely pace back and forth in their cages, unable to hunt or fend for themselves in the wild and live off of meat thrown in the cage; generally fat and lazy
"she was hot back when she was married but now she's just a zoo cougar"
by plstxmd March 10, 2009
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