Buffer

A insult to ones competence, a slow person, idiot, someone who slacks.
Also can be used to define a muscle-head with a low I.Q.

Yeah, be he a buffer tho.
I think he's buffer.

by Burnt Salad November 18, 2015

buffer fluffer

the individual who ensures the primary masturbating penis remains hard during the unfortunate event of an internet slowdown

If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down

by maverick.sasquatch January 28, 2018

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009

Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"

"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."

by Gasmador September 14, 2011

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well

Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .

by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018