bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

hemtt bone

when riding in the Army tactical vehicle known as the HEMTT (heavy expanded tactical truck) the occupant will receive an erection in less than 30 minutes of travel. This is usually caused by the vibration, bouncing and generally rough ride of the truck.

We had only been on the road for about 5 minutes before i got hemtt bone.

by explodie December 6, 2011

biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016

Strong bone

is the term used when a male gets a strong erection after hearing something that excites him or makes him very happy.

"Oh hey Modern Warfare 3 comes out tomorrow!"
"Oh yeah that gives me a strong bone!"

by Michaelstrongbone January 10, 2012

jump bones

to jump somebodys bones is to fuck / have sex with somebody

"DA-YUM GURL YOU LOOK FINE! i wanna jump your bones (jump bones)."

by GOONIEGOON May 2, 2006

Buck and bone

When a guy is buck naked and bone hard, and obviously ready to engage in some erotic activities. Being properly (un)dressed and sexually stimulated for solo play or with a parter of any persuasion.

By the time she came to bed I was already buck and bone.

We were talking of what to do next. He gestured toward the shower and we were both buck and bone in a matter of seconds.

I had no place to go and no one to see. I was already buck and bone so I did some edging for an hour.

by Les S. Moore July 28, 2019