bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

new bone

to have a sexual encounter with someone for the first time

Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!

Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.

Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!

by BfloHunnydew November 8, 2011