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Beat massage 

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
Beat massage by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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Beat it and delete it 

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.
Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game
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Beat up your tall friend 

The 14 December is it Beat up your tall friend day, just because it’s fun when your the short friend:)
you slap or kick one or more of your tall friends (you beat up your tall friend)

Beat That Bike In

A term utilized in description of hitting it from the back. Can be connected with breaking a new bike in.
“Lil Shorty hopped off the McDonalds shift and I told her I was tryna beat that bike in”

Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on
Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

Beat a communist day 

Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.
“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”

“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”

“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”

Beat a Roblox R34 Animator day 

January 4th, the day when you can beat up a Roblox R34 Animator without ever facing consequences.
Dude 1: Dude! This dude is a Roblox R34 Animator!
Dude 2: Great, it's Beat a Roblox R34 Animator day, let's beat him up!