David-"Damn you see that snail storm?"
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."
by huncky shit April 29, 2021
One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.
by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024
an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)
Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
by Strawberry Froggy July 09, 2023
The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.
Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!
by Arsurinya June 30, 2023
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
by im u fucking sadist17 September 03, 2021
Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017
The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.
Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...
by Flutska December 11, 2022