Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 31, 2020

Bathroom Dweller

The skanks at your highschool who skip class and lunch to vape in the girls bathroom. Mfers who think the girls bathroom is for smoking bubblegum flavored cancer instead of pissing.

I was trying to use the main building bathroom today and when I went to pee those bathroom dweller bitches had taken up all the stalls hiding.

by Wildpineapple77 June 04, 2022

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 07, 2020

bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.

Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 16, 2015

tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke

I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.

by Musty Musk Man May 25, 2023

Bathroom bandit

Genshin Impact player who takes Kpop stans into public bathrooms.

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"

by Semajcju December 26, 2021

Bathroomism

Bathroomism is a fake religion made by some 8-12th graders.

The church of bathroomism is a cool place.

by Bathroom Mob Leader December 07, 2023