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Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches
Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.
by timlover99 January 30, 2024
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benjamin y pou

Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.
If I had a pedicure I could benjamin y pou that site
by big globeee November 11, 2021
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Benjamin Buttoned

When an older guy has sex with a younger woman so much he starts becoming younger and she starts aging.
I Benjamin Buttoned this 22 year old chick the other day, now I’m feeling 25 again.
by Bulgarian69 November 9, 2017
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I got benjamins

Usually not a popular term but it's another version of "i got bands"
Friend 1: you got da benjamins?
Friend 2: i got benjamins in the gucci
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024
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Benjamin Gavin

A very kind, nice, and loud-ass friend. He is also tall, a squeaker and talks to anyone who he knows. He doesn't know what a girl is, and only takes in the guys. If you have a Benjamin Gavin, don't let him go, because he will be your best buddy forever.
Benjamin Gavin was walking down the street until he got ran over by a car.
by LoganTheDudeRox January 25, 2022
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Benjamin

The most mediocre averagely-devious chap
Benjamin. Really? You really are the king of average. The prince of irrelevant. The knight of useless and the soldier of weird.
by Darwizzi the pizzi February 16, 2023
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Benjamin

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit
by Mary483 December 23, 2022
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