yuppity

The drying of a woman's vagina after one orgasm, making it difficult for her male partner to properly climax.

I was doing her doggie style and she came real hard, but then her pussy got all yuppity so I had her just blow me to get my rocks off.

by Frank Stoosh January 12, 2011

yuppie birthday party

An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.

It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!

by gethyper January 19, 2007

yuppie

A person that has the ability to 'sweet talk'(manipulate those near them as in pocket puppets/competition and 'buttock kissing'), do the hours to overtake their supervisor's and the most obvious of which is to live shallow lives wearing baroni/ermene image wear

yes sir.. it was his fault(mine).. no sir.. I can handle this situation. This person will never cause you problems again.... oh and by the way i contacted your wife/husband and told them we were in meetings all afternoon.. I booked the pompous golf resort this afternoon.. care for a game?

by batfinker (mike w) March 11, 2004

YUPPI

a word used to describe someone who uses the affirmative a lot.

guy, trying to chat up a seemingly hott girl: "what's up?"
girl: "yup"
guy: "eh?!!!"
girl: "yup"
*guy leaves*

by yessee June 27, 2004

yuppie

A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.

Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.

The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.

Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.

Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!

Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Yuppy Flipping

Doing a line of coke and than railing some E

We have a bunch of coke and a couple of pills of E I'm thinking of Yuppy Flipping

by No One Rolls Harder Than I August 21, 2009

Yuppie Puppy

Golden Retriever.

At the height of the 80's "greed is good" era, Golden Retrievers were the pet of choice for many Yuppies, Sloane Rangers, and anyone else who drove a Range Rover. As a Kennel Club Registered breed, the middle class were the lowest group most likely to be able to afford to own one with a pedigree. And as such a Golden Retriever would be referred to as a Yuppie Puppy.

by pTeronaut October 10, 2012