yankees

The string on the end of a tampon. Once the tampon has completed it's useful life, a woman will grab (yank)the tampon string to remove it, hence a "Yankee"

My girl, Savanah Jo, always uses Yankees to remove her tampon...... Or so I have been told!

by Virtually obtuse June 27, 2016

Blankey Yankee

An SO who steals all the blankeys, therefore deeming themselves a Blankey Yankee.

'I slept with Brenda last night, and let me tell you, she's a damn Blankey Yankee.'

by Poop12345!@#$% April 11, 2016

Yankee doo doo

To yank your schmeckel while taking a doo doo

Bobby is performing a yankee doo doo in the bathroom at work because he has a staff meeting at 1pm

by fragilebastarad November 26, 2019

Yankee Fan

An intelligent human being that is more advanced and has a higher intellect then the rest of the population. People often despise these people because the Yankee Fan is so intelligent that it makes everyone else feel like dopes. Also, they are all winners.

That guy is a millionaire and has a penthouse in Manhatten, must be a Yankee Fan.

by Thatg0y December 9, 2019

Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.

Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)

by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019

florida yankee

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

yankee dinger pee free family

a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys

1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me

2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared

3.) hey stinky girls

by yankee dinger pee free family May 17, 2018