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Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.
Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.
by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020
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computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.
by MikeyELC November 14, 2019
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Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.
"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."
by S_H_V June 25, 2020
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humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice
"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."
by dond42 July 17, 2017
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The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be
The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
by Red samurai October 21, 2021
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Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.
He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.
by janethepaint May 21, 2017
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Vegan Legit

ultra amazing spidey looking guy. So hot and can pull every girl within a 5 mile radius. Honestly if ur married stay away from him, coz once u see his glistening face there is no turniing back
vegan legit is ultra fineeeee. Pusshing peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Mr Rivinate August 3, 2022
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