Lunar Vegan

A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.

Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!

by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017

not-un-vegan

It may be that to genuinely commit to veganism is not a possibility for some. It may be possible to commit to not eating animals or animal products.

I choose not to eat animals or animal products: I may consider myself to be not-un-vegan.

by avocado_notgreen August 16, 2021

Bad vegan

A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.

Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.

Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!

by kristark February 19, 2018

Nebraska-Vegan

When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.

I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.

by Turtle_Master13 September 30, 2021

That Vegan Teacher

A bitch who hates everyone who does normal things

That Vegan Teacher fucking sucks.

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 7, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Vegan booty

That lady who sells nude photos in the name of animal activism and raising awareness of not eating animals or supporting businesses who sell animal products like leather or fur. She educates people by abusing them and wears her menstrual blood to raise awareness.

Vegan booty is my hero
I have my period so I will protest Like Vegan booty

by Miss.good.vibes May 9, 2023