Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.

Valentine is a name

by Valoche November 22, 2021

Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+

joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....

by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019

Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.

Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do

by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021

valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021

Valentine

You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...

What is Valentine doing tonight ?

Ow she is going to the Rough!

by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014

St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012