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Tucker

Some gay rat.
Tucker can't come out of the closet. Cause that would be gay.
by Pight January 18, 2024
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
mugGet the My Name is Craig Tuckermug.

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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Tucker

tucker buttati
by tuckerfaischifo April 14, 2020
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Tuckered

Destruction or loss caused by Tucker. Can be inflicted on thy self or inflicted on others.
The other team was tuckered by Tucker during the pool volleyball game on Sunday.
by The punny one August 5, 2019
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Tucker

A filthy little creature. Will turn his back and talk to the police in a heartbeat. Be careful if you come across one in the worldwatch out he will tucker you
by Beachlife81 February 8, 2019
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master tucker

"master tucker" is a phrase that can be used to describe an action a transexual person uses to feel more body positive.
A "master tucker" is a phrase coined to describe a person who is of a higher skill (a master) at tucking.

Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation.
"I heard Isaac is a transgender. she goes by she/her now"
"oh, I didn't know. She must be a master tucker"
by moslyfan1488 November 29, 2024
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