An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
Get the Playing a man like a trumpet mug.What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.
Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!
Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
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