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Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
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trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.
by Camokt June 16, 2016
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trumpeter

1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.

Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"

Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.

Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024
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scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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Thimble Trumpet

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
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trumpet

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016
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trumpet

the best of the instruments
person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro
by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021
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