A category of freshwater fish.
The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)
Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.
Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.
The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)
Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.
Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.
Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!
Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.
Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.
by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023

harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023

by Areadien April 18, 2025

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

Obviously people hate you, you are constantly being such a trout.
You have owed me money for two weeks now. Quit being a trout, and give it to me already.
You have owed me money for two weeks now. Quit being a trout, and give it to me already.
by Velocirod June 3, 2016

by The_ford_life March 29, 2015

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.
Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019
