tristan

The sweetest of sweetest. He'd do anything for you no matter if your a friend, enemy, or ex. Tristan is really attractive, Tristan's with mullets have a special part in my heart i swear. He loves animals and hes either the most country a country boy can get, or hes a city boy with country roots, either way, hes absolutely perfect.

"Tristan got a mullet!"
"hes so much hotter now"

by mrm15 January 15, 2021

Tristan

SUPER MOTHER FUCKING DICK

sorry

Wow have you seen Tristan
Yeah he’s been such a dick lately

by Yfgtygfvfvgy May 21, 2022

Tristan

Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror

"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner

by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 22, 2022

Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is a very loving caring person. Tristan is always there for you and will support you through hard times. Tristan also has a soft side. he's also a really good kisser. he's an outdoors kinda guy if he could he would spend all him time outside. he cares about your feelings. everyone needs a Tristan.

girls: omg is that tristan

other girls: i think that is hes so cute

girls: i need a Tristan

other girls : mee too

by hayleibug127dirtbiker September 7, 2020

Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos

Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos

by Snow-no November 26, 2018

Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020