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tristan

The sweetest of sweetest. He'd do anything for you no matter if your a friend, enemy, or ex. Tristan is really attractive, Tristan's with mullets have a special part in my heart i swear. He loves animals and hes either the most country a country boy can get, or hes a city boy with country roots, either way, hes absolutely perfect.
"Tristan got a mullet!"
"hes so much hotter now"
by mrm15 January 15, 2021
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Tristan

Wow have you seen Tristan
Yeah he’s been such a dick lately
by Yfgtygfvfvgy May 21, 2022
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Tristan

Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror
"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner
by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 22, 2022
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Tristan

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan
by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020
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Tristan

Tristan is a very loving caring person. Tristan is always there for you and will support you through hard times. Tristan also has a soft side. he's also a really good kisser. he's an outdoors kinda guy if he could he would spend all him time outside. he cares about your feelings. everyone needs a Tristan.
girls: omg is that tristan

other girls: i think that is hes so cute

girls: i need a Tristan

other girls : mee too
by hayleibug127dirtbiker September 7, 2020
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Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos
Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos
by Snow-no November 26, 2018
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Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020
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